Phypen brain LLCBusiness automations · Bellingham, WA
Custom automations for local businesses

More 5-star reviews — and a site that books while you sleep.

Automated Google review requests that build the rating people judge you by, and a website with a built-in AI booking agent that turns visitors into booked estimates around the clock. Add missed-call text-back and an AI receptionist when you want the phone covered too — month-to-month, no contracts.

📞 Call (360) 502-8549
Month-to-month · no contracts Price locked at signup, forever Real US-based humans (one of them is Patrick)
Patrick working on a laptop on a river bank, handwritten notes beside him
Missed-call text-back — every missed call, instant reply
24/7 AI receptionist — answers, qualifies, books
Google review automation — never ask again by hand
Price-lock promise — never raised on existing clients
What we do

Everything you need to stop losing leads.

Eight services, one integrated stack — pick what you need, add the rest when it earns its keep.

Google review automation

Automatically ask happy customers, clients and patients for 5-star reviews.

Websites that book 24/7

Sites with a built-in AI booking agent — answers visitors' questions and turns them into booked estimates around the clock.

Review reclamation

Get reviews from the folks you've already won over. Your past jobs are your best marketing.

Missed-call text-back

Every missed call gets an instant text back, so you never lose the lead.

AI voice receptionist

Answers the calls you miss, handles the caller's questions, and books the job — 24/7.

Rebooking & reactivation

Win back past customers, clients and patients with automated texts.

Lead capture

Capture and follow up with every new inquiry — no leaky forms.

Competitor audits

See exactly where competitors are beating you online — and what to do about it.

How it works

Three steps, no surprises.

STEP 01

Free consult, straight answers

Call, text, or open the chat on this page. Patrick looks at your business — where calls go, where leads leak — and tells you what would actually move the needle.

STEP 02

Built for you, live in days

Your stack gets wired up on real infrastructure — not a template you rent. Missed-call text-back, receptionist, review automation, all tied to your existing phone number.

STEP 03

Runs itself, we watch it

You see the results in your calendar and inbox. We monitor the pipes and fix anything that hiccups — you never chase a support ticket.

Proof, not promises

Hear it, watch it, read it.

The AI receptionist you'd pay for on your own line — recorded here on ours, before we ever ship it to you.

Don't take our word for it — call it.

This is a real line with our AI receptionist on the end of it. Ring it and ask it anything, the way one of your customers would. It answers, handles the question, and offers to book you a call. No form, no signup, nothing to install.

📞 Call the AI receptionist — (360) 614-1172 Answers 24/7. It's our own line, so try to break it.

Or hear it first. Real greetings from the same agent — three voices to choose from, plus the full greeting it opens a call with.

Jessica warm
Sarah brighter
Jason male, calm
The full greeting how it opens a call

AI receptionist — hear it book a job

A real call to the line: the receptionist answers, takes the caller's name and number, checks the calendar and books the appointment.

Missed-call text-back — the moment it fires

A call goes to voicemail, and the text lands on the caller's phone before they've put it down. That's a lead you'd otherwise never hear from.

Who you're working with

Phypen brain LLC is a real Washington-registered business run by Patrick — not a marketing agency, not a reseller. When something breaks, one guy owns the fix.

Pricing

Pick a plan. Grow into the rest.

Your price at signup is your price forever. We never raise rates on existing clients — a standing promise, not a marketing line. Everything is month-to-month, no contracts.
Website
The site that books estimates for you 24/7
$279 setup
$39/mo

Answers visitors' questions in real time and turns them into booked estimates around the clock.

Get the Website
Growth System
Website + review engine + missed-call text-back
$397 setup
$297/mo

Stops leaks on both ends — every missed call gets an instant text back, and every happy customer gets asked for a review.

Get the Growth System
SEO + AI Visibility
Everything in Growth + the whole Google + AI visibility system, run for you
$497 setup
$697/mo

The full stack, plus a monthly Google Business Profile + AI answer-engine visibility pass done by us.

Get Full Visibility
Front Desk — AI Receptionist
Add-on to any plan
+$300/mo

The 24/7 receptionist that answers, qualifies, and books on your calendar. Same voices you heard above.

Add the AI Receptionist
Rebooking
Add-on to any plan
+$200/mo

Automated reactivation texts to past customers, clients or patients — bring the ones you've already earned back.

Add Rebooking

Get the stack that stops losing leads.

Call, text, or start a chat — Patrick answers.

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